RATINGS EXPLAINED

* * * * * *               - MONICA BELUCCI

-         in case of doubts, feel free to discuss it with Monsieur Cassel.

* * * * * *                  -  SCARLETT JOHANSSON

-         Iron Man 2 short of perfection.

* * * * * *               - ANGELINA JOLIE

-         a lot to answer for. A few stupid roles, babies shopping spree, accent in Sky Captain… But what the hell, all is forgiven. Just.

* * * * * *               - UMA THURMAN

-         some people think she’s attractive, some others are right. A perfect 50-50 – slightly overrated, still talented.

* * * * * *               - LINDSAY LOHAN

-         if you call THAT an actress, chances are you’re too young (or daft) to read this blog anyway.

* * * * * *              -  SARAH JESSICA HORSE

-   with her pretentious fashion fetish she should belong more to the poncy world of Royal Ascot than cinema screen. I don’t think she could win though.


As it happens, the original rating system with the cinema projectors did not display properly in all browsers and therefore I decided to settle for a more traditional and 'oh how booooring' stars. Shame.